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This design is for the campsite philosophers, the trail wanderers, and anyone whose pace is \"eventually.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it on at the campground, the trailhead, or anywhere you need to remind people that fast isn't the same as right. 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